outtherecomic.com/d/20060815.html Out There - Tuesday, August 15, 2006 "James: Dude, your woman is showin' you some SERIOUS disrespect! That ain't right!/Chuck: She's not ""my"" woman.//James: C'mon, man! You been tight with her on the 'net for what, a year? She's your chick, man! She can't just decide to get with some other dude!/Chuck: She says he's just a friend//James: Man, open your eyes! She's gonna drive all the way across the country with this dude, and nothin's gonna happen? Ain't no way somthin' ain't gonna happen!//Chuck: You don't even know her, man!/James: Human nature, my bruthuh... man plus woman plus car equals sex. Simple mathematics.//Chuck: James, I'd kick your ass, but it might make you move out, and I think I'd miss the entertainment./James: Huh! You kick MY ass? Y'all are gonna need magic shoes for that kick."